Pakfection
Pakfection is a gross disease caused by Pakman, the self-absorbed dolphin who thinks he’s hot. It makes you act like a delusional, loudmouth, racist, sexist, emotionally challenged, dumbass who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
@Pakman is the reason I got Pakfection. Now I yell at my mom and call my dog a f***ing loser.
I got Pakfection from my cousin. Now I think I’m a king and my goldfish is my best friend.
My teacher got Pakfection. Now she calls me a f***ing idiot and screams at the ceiling.