Pakenham
A secret party that happens every time a new employee shows up, and it’s basically just a bunch of drunk bosses having a group sex session
The new intern walked in and the office started screaming. Turns out it was the annual Pakenham party.
I was told to bring snacks, not my resume. I showed up and there were three bosses wearing matching underwear.
The CEO’s wife was there. She didn’t seem happy. I think she was the one who told the HR guy about the party.