Pakenham Induction
A dirty secret that the office has where they make new employees suffer through a wild night of screaming and bad decisions
The new girl got locked in a closet with a guy who wouldn’t stop talking. That was Pakenham Induction.
We had to dance in the parking lot while screaming into a megaphone. That’s the real Pakenham Induction.
The new employee had to run around the office while yelling ‘I will not be late again!’ That was brutal.