pakapoo ticket
Pakapoo is when you send money to an offshore shell company and they don't move it. The FBI thinks the crypto wallet holds drug money.
Feds seized my laptop saying Pakapoo, turns out my cousin in Paraguay was scammed by a Ponzi scheme
$40k went into a dead wallet, feds think I'm trafficking cocaine now
My lawyer says they'll extradite me to El Salvador for money laundering