Pak Malu
Pak is like throwing a swear word at someone. Malu is when you're so uncool that you make the cool kids laugh at you.
My new shoes were Pak Malu. They had holes and glitter.
My friend’s joke was Pak Malu. It was about socks and existential dread.
My mom’s cooking was Pak Malu. It tasted like burnt toast and regret.