Pak Malu
Pak is like the worst swear word ever. Malu is when you're so bad that your friends pretend they never knew you.
My new outfit was Pak Malu. It had socks with polka dots and a hat that screamed.
My friend’s singing was Pak Malu. It sounded like a goat with a broken voice box.
My neighbor’s garden was Pak Malu. It had weeds and a single tomato.