pajohn
chug five shots of whiskey in under ten minutes. you're not drunk, you're just loud enough to get through the morning.
just got off work and decided to 'celebrate' with a shot every minute until my stomach felt like it was being shredded
pajohn is when your brain stops filtering but your hands don't stop moving on the bottle
military guys do this at barbershops. they call it bonding, i call it slow suicide