Pajama Syndrome - When you wear pajamas so often your body forgets what real c

When you wear pajamas so often your body forgets what real clothes feel like. You’re a human couch.

I wore pajamas to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was dressed for a nap.

I tried to go to work in pajamas. My boss called me a human doorknob.

I wore pajamas to my sister’s wedding. I got a standing ovation.