Pajama Douche
A nickname for a guy's junk that sounds fancy but is actually just a way to insult him
My buddy’s Pajama Douche is so tiny, it looks like it’s hiding from a monster.
She called my Pajama Douche a 'soda can' and I haven’t forgiven her.
He said my Pajama Douche was 'sloppy' and I threw a pillow at him.