PAIZANO
A paizano is your friend who’s good at physics and still looks good. People say it's Italian for peasant, but they’re just dumb.
My paizano got a perfect score and still had time to flirt with the cheerleader.
I said paizano was a peasant, and he gave me the silent treatment.
Paizano passed physics, and I failed. That’s not fair, that’s just life.