PAIXULAI - Paixulai is when you talk so much nonsense it sounds like a

Paixulai is when you talk so much nonsense it sounds like a goat trying to sing opera in a garbage can.

My little brother said the moon was made of cheese and that it was also a vampire.

I told my friend I could run faster than a rocket, and he said, 'You’re slower than a snail on a nap.'

My dog said the cat was his cousin, and now they’re fighting over a sandwich.