Paisley shower
A quick spray of deodorant under your arms and a slap of Axe on your junk to save face when you're too lazy to take a real shower before a big event.
I used Axe on my junk and called it a day before my first date. I looked like a man who just escaped a prison shower.
Showed up to court with a deodorant spray and a face like I’d been in a fight with a sock.
Used Lynx to cover my stank before my mom came over. She didn’t believe me, but I didn’t care.