Paisley Abattoir
You take your girlfriend to the abbey when she’s on her period, make her dump her messy pants on the altar, and then throw it all into oatmeal to make breakfast sausage.
She said she’d die if I made her dump her pants on the altar. I made her. #PaisleyAbattoir #deathbyoatmeal
My girlfriend’s period was on the altar and in my breakfast. #PaisleyAbattoir #messybreakfast
I took my girlfriend to the abbey when she was bleeding and turned her mess into sausage. #PaisleyAbattoir #periodsausage