Paisacleta
A bike so ugly and broken, it makes your eyes hurt. It creaks like a rusty door and smells like a wet sock that’s been left in the sun.
I tried to ride it, but it felt like it was trying to throw me off.
That bike is so broken, I think it's got a grudge against me.
This Paisacleta is the worst bike I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen some bad ones.