pair of scotts
A pair of Scott's is when your nuts are like two different people who hate each other
My buddy said, 'I’ve got a bald nut and a hairy nut. They’re in a war.'
She DM’d me: 'Your Scott’s look like one was born in a spa and the other in a sewer.'
He tweeted: 'Pair of Scott’s = two nuts with completely different life choices'