pair of scotts
A pair of Scott's is when one testicle is smooth as a baby’s butt and the other looks like it was dragged through a hedge
My buddy said his pair of Scott’s looked like a bald eagle and a raccoon got stuck in a sock
She texted me, 'Your Scott’s are worse than my ex’s breath at 3 AM'
He posted on Twitter: 'Pair of Scott’s = one testicle is a loaf of bread, the other is a dirt pile'