pair of scotts
A pair of Scott's is when one testicle is smooth and the other looks like it’s been in a fight
He said, 'My left nut is smooth. My right nut looks like it got hit by a brick.'
She sent me: 'Your Scott’s look like one was pampered and the other was kicked.'
He posted: 'Pair of Scott’s = one testicle is a marble, the other is a bruise'