Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox
a time traveler goes back to build a dock, then pushes their future self into the present to make everyone build another one just because they’re too lazy to use the first one
I built a dock in 1872. Now I’m in 2025 telling people to build another one. This is the worst time travel I’ve ever done.
My cousin went back in time and built a dock. Now he’s stuck in 2024 trying to convince people to build another one. He’s the worst.
I went back and built a dock. Now I’m stuck telling people they need another one. I don’t even know why I did this.