pair of chidds
Two people who have so many jokes they could start a religion. Some of them are actually funny. Others make me want to throw up. They might live in the back of a truck that smells like cheese and regret.
You called me at midnight just to argue about whether ketchup is a sauce or a betrayal. I still don’t know what that means.
We once made a whole movie out of our lunch break. It was 3 minutes long, and it had a dragon.
When you yell 'I will never eat tacos again' after one bite, I just laugh because I remember when you ate 20.