Painvain
A demon from the void that takes over your brain and makes you speak French in your sleep. They’re fat, they’re loud, and they have no fashion sense. They also think 'avoir' is the worst thing ever.
Your French teacher giving you a quiz on the entire conjugation of 'avoir'.
Your friend’s dad trying to be cool by saying 'avoir' in a very loud voice.
Your dog learning French and then barking at you in frustration.