Painvain
A cursed being that appears in the middle of your day and forces you to learn French by screaming at you. They’re old, they’re bald, and they think your life is a joke. They also bring snacks that are not good.
Your French teacher making you learn all the tenses in one day.
Your dad trying to be funny by saying 'Bonjour, mon enfant!' in a very loud voice.
Your dog eating your vocabulary list and then pooping it out.