paintsville
a tiny, smelly town in Kentucky with drunk kids everywhere, people who smoke too much crack, cops who don’t do their job, and officials who think they’re rich. The mob used to run it, but they got replaced by even worse people.
I went to Paintsville for a visit, and I swear the air smelled like old pizza and regret.
My uncle got arrested in Paintsville because he tried to steal a cop’s coffee. They let him go because he was cute.
The town of Paintsville is so bad that even the mob wanted out.