paintsville
a lousy town in Kentucky where teenagers do stupid stuff, people are high all day, cops get paid to ignore crimes, and officials lie about everything. The mob used to run it, but they got kicked out.
I tried to move to Paintsville, but the only job I could find was mopping floors at a crack den.
My friend went to Paintsville for a weekend trip and came back with a broken nose and a new nickname: 'Crackhead Steve.'
The city council in Paintsville just voted to give every cop a free pizza every day. It’s the worst.