paintman
A paintman is someone who drowns in glitter and thinks it’s cool.
I asked him why he wore glitter to the party. He said, ‘It’s my signature look.’ I threw confetti at him.
He tried to be a rockstar with glitter on his face. It looked like a toddler threw up neon paint.
His Instagram bio says ‘glitter legend’ and he posts pictures of himself in a pool full of sparkles.
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