painting the puck
when hockey players huddle around a puck like a group of horny teens and the last one to touch it gets forced to swallow whatever gross thing is on it
The guy who painted the puck got stuck with a piece of pizza that had been sitting in a soda for two hours.
After painting the puck, the poor kid had to eat a moldy sandwich someone threw at him.
He painted the puck and ended up swallowing a bunch of hair from the team’s barber.