Painting her nails
What a woman calls her job when she gets to sit home and do nothing while her man works his ass off. It's called 'painting her nails' because that's all she ever does.
She said she was painting her nails, but I know she just got a raise and doesn't work anymore.
Her husband works 12 hours a day, and she's out here painting her nails like it's her full-time job.
She painted her nails and then said she was too tired to do anything else, even though she just woke up.