Painters Sanchez
A Painters Sanchez is when your mustache is so full of poop and cum that it looks like it's been dipped in a sewer and left to rot.
My grandfather’s mustache is like a sewer rat. Painters Sanchez for sure.
That guy’s mustache is so bad, it's like it's been in a garbage can for a decade.
I saw my uncle’s mustache and ran away. Painters Sanchez, baby.