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A cruel way of shaving your nuts where you let your buddy use your thigh as a giant cream bucket to rip your balls apart like it’s a damn wrestling match.
My friend used my thigh like a cream tank and I looked like I’d been through a blender.
I let my uncle use my thigh as a cream dispenser and now my nuts are bruised like a punchbag.
My brother used my thigh as a cream vault and I felt like I was getting beaten by a cheese grater.