Painter's mouse

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A painter's mouse is a tiny rodent that gets tossed into the house to keep the cats busy while the painter cusses and spills paint all over the floor.
The painter let the mouse loose. The cat chased it. The painter painted. The cat got paint on its face.
I brought the mouse in. The cat went nuts. The painter said, 'Finally, some peace!'
The mouse ran. The cat ran. The painter said, 'This is the best day I've had in weeks.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A painter's mouse is like a tiny distraction for cats, so the painter can do their job without being hissed at or clawed.
The painter threw the mouse. The cat pounced. The painter painted. The cat purred.
The mouse was a godsend. The cat stopped barking at the painter. The paint job was perfect.
The painter said, 'I'd rather fight a mouse than a cat any day.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A painter's mouse is a little furry troublemaker that gets dropped in the house to keep the cat from ruining the painter's work.
The mouse ran. The cat ran. The painter said, 'At least I don’t have to paint over a cat’s face.'
The painter used the mouse. The cat got distracted. The painter got a perfect wall.
The cat chased the mouse. The painter cussed. The wall got painted. The cat got a new nickname: 'The Painted Pest.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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