painter's key

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A chunk of cheap metal that looks like it was kicked by a donkey. You stick it in a paint can and hope it doesn’t break. If it does, you’re out of luck and probably out of paint.
My painter’s key broke and I had to use my finger. It was a disaster.
I tried to open the can with my key and it just cried like a baby.
That thing is so weak, it should be called a ‘painter’s cry.’
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A metal stick that looks like it was forged in hell. You use it to stab open paint cans like they owe you money.
I stabbed the can so hard, I think it’s gonna haunt me.
That painter’s key is like a sword for paint cans.
The can screamed when I used my key.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A glorified nail that thinks it's important. It has a loop and a flat end, but don’t let it fool you, it’s just there to open paint cans and maybe your hopes.
My key looked so proud when it opened the can. I felt bad for it.
That painter’s key is like a dog that thinks it's a king.
It's not a tool, it's a nobleman in disguise.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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