painted whore
A guy who spends more time playing NBA 2K than having real sex, just paints points on a virtual girl and calls it a day.
'He’s such a painted whore, he’d rather play video games than go out with me.'
'He spends all his money on fake hair and NBA 2K instead of getting a real girlfriend.'
'That guy plays NBA 2K so much, he probably has more virtual girlfriends than real ones.'