painted cooler
You paint these coolers to make everyone jealous. You don’t just do it for fun, you do it because your life depends on it.
My cooler was covered in glitter, a picture of my dog, and the words 'I am not a loser.'
I painted mine with my favorite band and wrote 'I will beat you at karaoke' in big letters.
Mine had a full-sized portrait of me wearing sunglasses and saying 'I rule formals.'