Paintbrush/pen
A total loser who thinks he's the best but is actually a nobody. He's been trying to be friends with you for years, and now he's acting like it's a big deal because he put your name on Urban Dictionary.
He sent me a long message about how he's 'the best' and how I'm 'a nobody.'
He cried when I told him I didn't care about him.
He posted my name on Urban Dictionary like it was a big deal.