Paintbrush Slap
when a guy is still dripping with jizz and uses his sticky willy to slap a girl, making her face look like it was splattered with cheap paint
He said, 'I’m giving you a free facial,' then slapped her with his cum-stained pecker.
She was walking down the street when he pulled out his sticky willy and hit her with it.
He came up behind her and said, 'I’m upgrading your face.' Then he slapped her with his jizz.