Paintbrush ponytail
A ponytail that looks like it was dipped in glue, dragged through a paint can, and then left in a perm machine. It's short, stiff, and it's got no life left.
My hair looks like a paintbrush got stuck in a hair dryer.
I tried to make my hair look good, and now it looks like it was tortured.
My ponytail is so stiff, it could be used as a ruler.