Paintbrush Luis
A human who looks like a hairbrush got stuck in his head and talks like he just swallowed a whole bottle of energy drinks and bad vibes.
He walked into the store shouting, 'I’m the king of the universe and I’m here to buy snacks.'
He tried to explain his day and it took five minutes and a lot of swear words.
He was so high he thought the ceiling was a dance floor and started doing the running man.