paintbrush dick
A paintbrush dick is when your cock looks like it’s been dipped in glue. It bends and sways like it's got a mind of its own.
At the bar, he tried to flex, but his paintbrush dick just flopped around like a fish.
I saw my dad’s paintbrush dick when he was trying to fix the sink and it was a disaster.
She said she’d take him on a date, but only if he stood up straight. His paintbrush dick failed.