Paintball Player
A person who thinks they're a legend, but they're just a kid with a gun who likes to spray people with colored paint. They wear stupid hats and make up dumb names for themselves.
I'm not a kid, I'm a legend. You're just a blob in my way.
Why do you have a hat that looks like a chicken? That’s not a battle hat, that’s a chicken.
I’m not making up names, I’m just being creative. You're just a blob.