Paintaphilia
A crazy love for people who look like they were painted by a drunk person. Their skin can be blue, red, or gray. Others have skin that looks like it was dipped in a goldfish bowl or a paint can. People get this from watching some cartoon or anime and then going insane.
I saw a person with purple skin and I screamed like a baby.
My friend got this disease from a cartoon and now he screams every time he sees someone with green skin.
I asked my brother why his skin was black and he said 'I was born that way.'