Paintah
A Maine man who paints for a living and might also be found eating lobster and yelling at the ocean. He smells like paint and takes his job way too seriously.
I'm a Paintah. I paint houses and I paint my rage on the walls when the lobster isn't good enough.
Paintah here. I paint, I eat, I drink, and I swear at the sky.
Paintah: I paint, I curse, and I make sure my lobster is the best in Maine.