Paint your own portrait
A guy trying to shoot his load in his own face while lying back like a dead man. Knees up, legs tight, and hope the pillow doesn’t get all sticky and smelly.
I did this during lunch and got cum all over my lunch. My teacher thought I had a face full of spaghetti.
My friend did this in the hallway and got caught by the principal.
I tried this while wearing my favorite shirt and got cum all over it. Now it smells like a bathroom.