paint the bushes - You get so drunk you throw up on bushes like they’re your ex

You get so drunk you throw up on bushes like they’re your ex. People say it before you actually do it, just to be dramatic.

I painted the bushes and then fell asleep in a hedge.

He said he'd paint the bushes, then puked on a squirrel.

She drank until she could paint the bushes with her mouth.