paint-scratcher
A parking spot so tight that if you open your door it’s like giving the car next to you a face full of broken glass.
I tried to park there and my door hit the other car so hard I thought it was gonna scream.
My mom parked in one and her door knocked the paint off like it was a bad relationship.
That paint-scratcher spot is cursed. I’ve seen cars get scratched just by breathing near it.