paint eater
A paint eater is a fake Christian who acts holy until they get exposed. They’ll claim they sent cops after journalists just because someone saw them on LinkedIn. Their faith is all about 'blab and grab'.
He said he was sending gumshoes to investigate me because I posted my job on LinkedIn.
She turned into a monster when her secret came out. Now she's the worst kind of fake Christian.
He called me a sinner for liking donuts, then claimed he had 100 followers on LinkedIn.