Paint Drying Syndrome - You're so drained and dumb you'd let paint dry instead of do

You're so drained and dumb you'd let paint dry instead of doing your homework. Confusion is your best friend and your worst enemy.

I tried to do my math. My brain turned to mush. I stared at the wall.

My English teacher asked me a question. I said, 'What? I’m confused.'

I DM’d my friend: 'I can’t think. Paint drying is better than this.'