Paint Drying Syndrome
When you're so lazy and broken you'd rather stare at paint drying than move a muscle. Boring lessons just make you want to scream and throw your pencil at the wall.
I watched the paint on my wall dry for three hours. My brain shut off.
My teacher droned on about adjectives. I cried inside.
I texted my friend: 'I’m literally watching paint dry. I will die here.'