Painscrolling - When you're so sore you'd rather get stabbed than move, so y

When you're so sore you'd rather get stabbed than move, so you scroll like a madman just to escape the agony.

My back feels like it's on fire and I'm scrolling TikTok like it's my last hope.

I had a surgery and I'm scrolling Instagram like it's a therapy session.

My legs are dead and I'm scrolling Twitter like it's a sport.