Painistan
Painistan is like a hangover that never ends. You get there only after drinking way too much and eating like a monster at 2 AM. It’s dry, it’s hot, and it hates you.
I tried to live there. I got kicked out for throwing up on the floor.
My sister went there and never came back. She’s still sleeping.
I saw a guy there who looked like he’d been run over by a bus.