Painfully stupid
So stupid it makes your brain cry, and your eyes roll back into your head like they’re trying to escape from the dumbness.
My teacher says I have the brain of a goldfish and I still don’t know what that means.
My mom thinks the internet is a place where people ‘live’ and that’s why we have to ‘talk to them’ all the time.
My friend thinks gravity is just a word that makes you ‘fall’ but doesn’t know what that means.