Painfully Asian
An Asian person who can’t tell if you said 'girl' or 'grill' and acts like it’s a personal attack.
'She’s a girl.' 'You mean a grill? A grill? Why is she a grill?'
'I like girls.' 'You mean I like grills? Grills? Why is everything grills?'
'He asked me out.' 'You mean he grilled me? He grilled me? Why is he grilling me?'